LOL At te "Him, Me" explination at the end hahaa
Finally after months of s**t talking this guy races
This, to me is the best kill I have ever had.
A Chevy Suburban. Yes, a 1998 Chevy Suburban with a VORTEC 5.7L 350 and 20" chrome wheels. 5000+lbs of monster truck.
Why is this the best killer ever, you might ask? Story time,
I met this guy about a year ago when he was on Auxillary Security Force (ASF) for Security on base. As you may know, I am a Master At Arms, so I would work with him. This is a small base also so I see him all the time.
We began talking about cars, he told me about his, I told him about mine. Well, eventually after a few months it turned into who is faster. He tells me he has smashed on Honda Civics, Preludes, Probes etc., just a list of non turbo, under powered cars. I was reasonable and polite to him, telling him my car is turbo, and putting down much more hp than those cars and his, and also mentioning my car does not weigh 5000+ lbs. I did not provide a kill list to him. Yet he insists his Suburban would smash me.
Just 3 months ago, he tells me the only car to beat him was his buddys (my buddy aswell) Evo VIII. The Evo is on stock everything except for exhaust and an intake. No tune. He also said the Evo barely pulled on him. He really emphasized the barely part.
So at this point, Im confused as to why he still thinks hes faster than me, when I am faster than that Evo. I try and reason with him, tell him the facts, tell him I have raced that Evo before and came out almost 2 cars ahead from 40-100. Still, refusing to believe. And everytime I ask him to race, he says and I quote
"Naaah I wouldnt want to embarrass you when a suburban smokes your ride."
almost everytime, I try to set up a race with him, and his kids always "get in the way"
So finally, Last night driving home, I see him on the highway! Perfect!!! I call him up, and we agree to run 40-100.
This is the outcome
Him===>
Me========================================>
Literally more than 4 buses on him.
Im going to give him the entire weekend to come up with his ricer excuses.
A Chevy Suburban. Yes, a 1998 Chevy Suburban with a VORTEC 5.7L 350 and 20" chrome wheels. 5000+lbs of monster truck.
Why is this the best killer ever, you might ask? Story time,
I met this guy about a year ago when he was on Auxillary Security Force (ASF) for Security on base. As you may know, I am a Master At Arms, so I would work with him. This is a small base also so I see him all the time.
We began talking about cars, he told me about his, I told him about mine. Well, eventually after a few months it turned into who is faster. He tells me he has smashed on Honda Civics, Preludes, Probes etc., just a list of non turbo, under powered cars. I was reasonable and polite to him, telling him my car is turbo, and putting down much more hp than those cars and his, and also mentioning my car does not weigh 5000+ lbs. I did not provide a kill list to him. Yet he insists his Suburban would smash me.
Just 3 months ago, he tells me the only car to beat him was his buddys (my buddy aswell) Evo VIII. The Evo is on stock everything except for exhaust and an intake. No tune. He also said the Evo barely pulled on him. He really emphasized the barely part.
So at this point, Im confused as to why he still thinks hes faster than me, when I am faster than that Evo. I try and reason with him, tell him the facts, tell him I have raced that Evo before and came out almost 2 cars ahead from 40-100. Still, refusing to believe. And everytime I ask him to race, he says and I quote
"Naaah I wouldnt want to embarrass you when a suburban smokes your ride."
almost everytime, I try to set up a race with him, and his kids always "get in the way"
So finally, Last night driving home, I see him on the highway! Perfect!!! I call him up, and we agree to run 40-100.
This is the outcome
Him===>
Me========================================>
Literally more than 4 buses on him.
Im going to give him the entire weekend to come up with his ricer excuses.
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Lol, love those ppl that know nothing
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