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This, to me is the best kill I have ever had.

A Chevy Suburban. Yes, a 1998 Chevy Suburban with a VORTEC 5.7L 350 and 20" chrome wheels. 5000+lbs of monster truck.

Why is this the best killer ever, you might ask? Story time,

I met this guy about a year ago when he was on Auxillary Security Force (ASF) for Security on base. As you may know, I am a Master At Arms, so I would work with him. This is a small base also so I see him all the time.

We began talking about cars, he told me about his, I told him about mine. Well, eventually after a few months it turned into who is faster. He tells me he has smashed on Honda Civics, Preludes, Probes etc., just a list of non turbo, under powered cars. I was reasonable and polite to him, telling him my car is turbo, and putting down much more hp than those cars and his, and also mentioning my car does not weigh 5000+ lbs. I did not provide a kill list to him. Yet he insists his Suburban would smash me.

Just 3 months ago, he tells me the only car to beat him was his buddys (my buddy aswell) Evo VIII. The Evo is on stock everything except for exhaust and an intake. No tune. He also said the Evo barely pulled on him. He really emphasized the barely part.

So at this point, Im confused as to why he still thinks hes faster than me, when I am faster than that Evo. I try and reason with him, tell him the facts, tell him I have raced that Evo before and came out almost 2 cars ahead from 40-100. Still, refusing to believe. And everytime I ask him to race, he says and I quote

"Naaah I wouldnt want to embarrass you when a suburban smokes your ride."

almost everytime, I try to set up a race with him, and his kids always "get in the way"


So finally, Last night driving home, I see him on the highway! Perfect!!! I call him up, and we agree to run 40-100.


This is the outcome

Him===>

Me========================================>


Literally more than 4 buses on him. :)

Im going to give him the entire weekend to come up with his ricer excuses.
 

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Its the best way to show how much pwnage u give someone lol.......or how little.
 

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It doesn't even deserve a good kill comment since that was not a fair race at all, but considering all his shit talking, GREAT kill!
 

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good job, you beat a suburban.

HAHAHAH, oh man, someone had to say it.

but seriously, I understand the point of the story is not that you beatt a suburban, but that you beat a douche that thought he had the fastest vehicle around.

but that was waay to funny
 

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i thought we werent supposed to promote street racing on this forum? maybe thats one of the other forums.... oh well.
why did you fail to use ORM, mr!?!?! (semi-j/k) have they (military) not yet shown you the slideshows and pictures of the results of street-racing. pictures of people with half their body parts over here and the other half over there. or half the car over here and the other half over there? irresponsible, man. what if neither of you hurt yourselves, but maimed or killed someone else, rather. life in prison, perhaps. but most definately a life time of remorse/guilt/pain. keep it off the streets/highways, my friend
 

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i thought we werent supposed to promote street racing on this forum? maybe thats one of the other forums.... oh well.
why did you fail to use ORM, mr!?!?! (semi-j/k) have they (military) not yet shown you the slideshows and pictures of the results of street-racing. pictures of people with half their body parts over here and the other half over there. or half the car over here and the other half over there? irresponsible, man. what if neither of you hurt yourselves, but maimed or killed someone else, rather. life in prison, perhaps. but most definately a life time of remorse/guilt/pain. keep it off the streets/highways, my friend
Your crazy man, I was in Canada the whole time :lol:

They never stop showing me that crap. Especially bike stuff.


What if a baby up and walked in the middle of the highway?

What if a deer, what if another car ghostly appeared in the middle of the highway without an on/off ramp for miles, what if what if what if a cop was running radar, parked on the side of the highway when we rolled past at 100+, well nothing, because it would take him 10 minutes to get to our speed, what if a boulder fell from the sky, what if that airplane above me lost all power and fell on me, what if what if what if?


That was the first time I did anything on the streets since my engine was rebuilt, last january 2009.


Sometimes, you cant pass up the opportunity to show someone up.
 

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Your crazy man, I was in Canada the whole time :lol:

They never stop showing me that crap. Especially bike stuff.


What if a baby up and walked in the middle of the highway?

What if a deer, what if another car ghostly appeared in the middle of the highway without an on/off ramp for miles, what if what if what if a cop was running radar, parked on the side of the highway when we rolled past at 100+, well nothing, because it would take him 10 minutes to get to our speed, what if a boulder fell from the sky, what if that airplane above me lost all power and fell on me, what if what if what if?


That was the first time I did anything on the streets since my engine was rebuilt, last january 2009.


Sometimes, you cant pass up the opportunity to show someone up.
Never thought of it like that, lol. you do bring up good points, and i lold at your story
 
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